Flunk

(Ugh) What the F*CK, man I'm tryna sleep (I'm tryna sleep!) And honestly, it's fine with me (Leave me alone) If you go ahead Just let me be (Let me be) I'll catch up with you in a minute When I do the damn relay, I'll win it (Winnin' at everything Everything, I'm winnin' at) That's the sound of me sleepin' Please just let me just sleep in I am deep in my thoughts I'm dreamin' 'bout what I lost Oh wait, I didn't lose shit 'Cause I am winnin' at all and everything that I did (Oh yeah, oh yeahhh) I'm awake now Wait, how the f*ck did I miss The break down of events? I'm a pirate with a bandana on my face Flunk, outta bounds Big titties out Get litty now Sip fifty ounce Rich city town Bitch, quit it out Get in the house Throw in the towel All these bitches drunk all around me They rowdy I think I'm on my own My roommate's nowhere to be found, he's Gettin' high up in the sky With these stoners right Where I cannot find He's outta sight I guess I'll just go down zip line Or slip-n-slide and bust my shit (Oh, shit!) But I'll be fine (Why?) 'Cause I'm a tough kid, but I'm not to be fucked with So you won't wanna upset me up on some dumb shit Best believe we're flunkin' 'Cause we didn't study, but I'm here with my buddies (Chillin') Oh shit, why are we muddy? Did it get really ugly? I think that shit got bloody I think we got in a tussle with Russell and all his uncles (Damn) (That makes sense) Flunk, outta bounds Big titties out Get litty now Sip fifty ounce Rich city town Bitch, quit it out Get in the house Throw in the towel (You're drunk) So Flunk Day is a day on campus in our Spring term When all classes are cancelled, and it's basically just like a field day And, you know, it's always themed, usually based off of movies My first one, my freshman year, was called Pirates of the Flunk Like Pirates of the Caribbean, and that shit was fun as hell They gave us, like, these bandanas and shit Uh, my second year, it was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory They gave out chocolates and stuff like that The third year, I don't even remember it 'cause it got rained on that year Which is kinda fitting 'cause it was called Flunkin' Under the Sea, but I didn't really do much And then my senior year, unfortunately, it was COVID So they had to do this virtual thing for the week But I still made the most of it, and it was pretty fun But, that's Flunk Day I hope you guys all enjoyed!