Vanity

You paint your nails an awkward shade of blue You pluck your brows and draw them in as if they're something new You lift your face with the latest breakthrough But your efforts fall flat ‘cuz you still look like p.... cpply your magic and slip on your shoes Then shake your tail like you know you've got nothing to lose Collect your likes now or you'll sing the blues What demons hide behind a spray tan and a lipstick tube We can tell those aren't your real boobs How do you eat when you got lips like fucking intertubes? That guppy grin belongs on pay-per-view Now, stick that tongue back in your mouth before you lose it Come on, come on Join the validation nation Shine on, shine on When you embrace the expiration Right on, right on I detest the way you speak and your vanity it reeks of unreality Claimed your pretense on Parc cvenue Your cheeky camp is only as good as your latest review You do your dance to a copyrighted tune You're so vain you probably think this song's about you Come on, come on You put ole Narcissus to shame Shine on, shine on Like you do you crazy diamond Right on, right on Just confess that you're a freak and your vanity it reeks of unreality Massage the logic and respond to views Disfigured girls who collect their fleeting revenues How will you fare when your life turns the screws? There's only so much that a filter can protect you