I Gotta Wear Shades (feat. Tucker Booth, Frank Friction & Blaine)

Ay yo, don't buck me, NancyBoys in the house like Timbuck three I study nuclear science, I love my classes I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades I got some new shoes for the first day of school Walking thru the hall, making pretty ladies drool, cause I Polished up the white, rubber soles on my Chuck's, girl Gimme ride home, let's pull over and f*ck, but I'm not In the phone book, so you don't know my number, you Wondered where I was hanging out all summer, in the Suburbs, got the leather jacket and the Ray-Bans Phone in my pocket stay shakin' like a paint can, man I make bananers like palm trees, at the Jukebox, hair slicked back like I'm Fonzie, you Call me a NancyBoy, cause I like fancy toys, I Got the Ipod with the lightning-rod camcorder With a can opener, plus it's a transformer Bar-b-qing salmon in the backyard, throwing washers I drink the blue can for sentimental reasons, but Sometimes I drink the red can, depending on the weekend I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades Yes I do, I gotta wear shades, this is true I throw fisticuffs at dykes, kinda Like when I rough up my own suspect late night Dave might a letterman, a veteran with Great thighs, but I stay styled with a better tan And I have better legs, girls from here to Winnipeg have offered me cracks at their eggs My seedlings fall off my ledge into the Brink of their hedge. I call it the gosling effect For once I was ugly, and wanted to be drowned Then I was lonely, and wanted to be found Life became, love me! and once the coffee Grounds got tossed out and caffine comes running around I get sentimental, like when I have To take my brand new Mustang back to the rental Like when I feel like I'm a big guy who can play gentle Like watching David make it on Comedy Central I study nuclear science, I love my classes I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades And all the NancyBoys all across the planet, do the Metrosexual 'til they just can't stand it, and all the NancyBoys all across the world, do the Good cock-tease for every girl, and all the NancyBoys all across the planet, do the Metrosexual 'til they just can't stand it, and all the NancyBoys all across the world, do the Good cock-tease for every girl He's Nancy! Oh! A one-two, a one-two, a one-two He's Nancy! Oh! A one-two, a one-two, a one-two He's Nancy! Oh! A one-two, a one-two, a one-two He's Nancy! Oh! A one-two, a one-two, a one-two