I've Seen the Memes (feat. Tucker Booth)

The hardest conversation I've ever had with my kid was Explaining how TikTok term them into twits Drillling 'em for hours on Kamala twerking vids Made me understand why China's ok with CIDs Snag 'em young, inject the mental illness By the time COVID came, they all looked like Bruce Willis In modern day, dying harder than a jackery At Diddy parties getting oiled up by Master P Beta mode, more doi Ralph actually To wild claims actually 'til their pineals atrophe Now you can't make a joke without triggering the woke But thanks to Teflon Don, all of 'em got fecking smoked Still they try to cancel, dragged clowns across the gram Hit you with samples of Will Smith rocking them jazz hands Ratio while comments let themselves get shanked Until your cast away and disappear like Tom Hanks Insert Forest Gump wave, or Lieutenant Dan Followed by Eminem finally writing back to Stan Can it old man, don't leave me where you stand Any defense is met with Hulk Hogan body slams If you think otherwise, no need to pretend bro Unfollow and defriend yo, and block screen shots at the end oh! Don't forget the racists, xenophobes unite Who's the next contestant on the Christ is white Protesters in masks, burning down the QT While maggots sip libs tears like it's their sworn duty Juice up my little minions, that tonic is the chronic If some feces flair up, throw another meme on it. This is fine, until you pull the script from Get Out Or a feminized dick, Ight, I'ma head out Don't try to change my mind, there's no respect pal Like Pepe the frog, I am your kek now I'd hate to punch down on your brittle soul But trolling me only leads to getting Rick rolled Like a transparent spliff of ganja and cellulose, your Shit shows, Willy Wonka knows what the hell you own Yes you, looking confused as Nick Young Like Drake posting post venom from Kendrick's tongue Speaking of women like him and you who isn't one One does not simply implant vag or laser print one You see all these boyfriends looking past you Except the dicks out for Harambe, that's you He's not thinking about other women, he can't dude You're a man dude, and forever will be, mad boo Don't believe me? Hit up AI and feed Grok Questions, while I sip tea with Kermit the Frog Tears like Jordan, you'll never see preop Between scenes of hemorrhoids and ulcers, you bleeds stonks Grumpy cats cradle feels like Krylon Spray painting rainbows out your ass like Nyan Finally found a Disney ride that you could cry on LGBTQ was right, to Bluesky on If it wasn't for the office fiends Content creating, circle jerking nerds behind the scenes History was written by the victors and their bad genes Since they pushed vaccines, I'd rather trust the damn memes