King Toth (feat. Abe tha Babe)

Hey. This is Abe tha Babe. I figured I ought to hip y'all the story about A boy who's been around for some time. They call him King Toth He's a big, bad boy born and bred for a mission Pick that corn, then he fed them Egyptian Mouths a bit, taught 'em how jump crocs and stay Out the pit, then he went and invented the Alphabet, gave 'em something to play with right Out the crib, say something he'll take it and write Down the shit, he makes a word blur when he Pronounces it, for centuries been crafting his Craft, made math too, for time traveling Fast, came through wormholes from Dune, laughing At the moon, like I got you next, basking As a werewolf, making every girl swoon, he ate Man flesh like orcs from Mount Doom, got a Taste for the English language to boot, his Greatest tear here, made the state compare theirs What? never heard of Bill Shakespeare, that was King Toth Yep, but let me give you a little more, just enough to see where he's coming from Reincarnation is his favorite method of transportation He skips through time, instead of waiting, for sure He'll part the waves and, stay for say one hundred Years before it's like next bod, come here, he gone Wear, whatever he feel like wearing, and Every shape he takes, mankind can't help staring Steady there, from Jimmy's guitar, to Mary Baker Eddy's flair, and they both had pretty hair When he first came here, people lived in Caves, and ate things like a saber-tooth bear They were scared too, but Toth brought 'em fire and Sired in ways to help 'em get theirs squared away It's pretty fair to say, he's the reason that we're Here today, his contribution is a rare display From an alien who cared to play, with some Earthlings, it's all fair game to King Toth Some call him a God, but uh, he won't cosign that, he's what you call A seeker of Truth. The more he gets, the closer he gets figuring it all out And hopefully, if he gets it, y'all will get it too, and the rest'll be history That's King Toth