Masayoshi Son

On today's episode of bootlicking a billionaire, it's JToth He's our ichibon, that's Masayoshi Son That's Masayoshi Son, that's Masayoshi Son They say he's sweeter than ice cream Any who, I got this bright idea, I'd like to pitch to you Don't quite have the time to come visit you My daughter's in Japan for a week or two Might send her with a message like peek-a-boo To piccachu with a picture of an All skateboardable world in the future Concrete is set as a our sacred elixir, and Lawns are covered with that skateable mixture You can skate thru every yard No more fences, just connection Consensus is in the cards All of us are bringing our bestus Each house has its own individual theme From bowls, to pipes, to park, to street Underground tunnels reach beneath For glow-in-the-dark dodgeball and laser tag league Can we agree as consenting adults As long as we remain responsible with our drugs Self mastery and stress relief is a must So shouldn't there be some playgrounds for us? Who does one trust when it comes to fun? How does one measure the mass of it's sum? The mind of a child'll get it done I didn't grow up, I never got on that bus Legos, tinker toys and lincoln logs Started this ride that I couldn't get off Permanent builds on a perfectish plot Coming to a fever pitch along our block Patience with neighbors trying to shout At city hall meetings, crying about Noise pollution from my side of town They can't cry now, 'cause we're buying 'em out Some people think it's cringey to say that He's our ichibon, that's Masayoshi Son That's Masayoshi Son, that's Masayoshi Son They say he's sweeter than ice cream For real dude, from real dude to real dude My dream is coming true, because of you dude I broke ground and changed the view dude, but I'm Down to be more of a spoke inside the wheel dude To see this come thru, like whoo-hoo! Had my share of boo-hoo's, moving to yoo-hoo's Who knew? I've been speaking on it for a few moons When a cash cow listens, I'm like moo, moo! JToth does not officially represent we cooler llc Or maryland assets llc in any way shape or form Proceeds from this collaboration will be fully invested in The cooler complex, a St. Louis skateboard city Designed in the spirit of Bob Cassilly Trademark, c in circle, patent pending