Fairly Odd Parents

Woke up today with some fairly odd parents If I make a wish, apparently they will grant it Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake Bitch, you know I want it all, I'm wishin' right now that that was seven feet tall Woo And now I'm tryin' to ball, but now this car is fuckin' way too small Cosmo, I want a G-Wagon Well, Jesse, if you want it, you can have it Pause F*ck the G-Wagon Cosmo I want a goddamn dragon Come to think about it, life has been boring, and I'm tryin' to get the dopamine soarin' A brand new idea I'm adoring I need a new world to explore, an adventure just sounds so rewarding Maybe like with some swords and some horses, and f*ck it, spawnin' a guy named Norman Hey, now we're ridin' into battle Some elvish f*ck just hit me on my saddle And I'm low-key feeling rattled, but more importantly, like where's that little rascal Norman, get out of the way Arrows be flyin' and you're gonna catch a stray Type of dude to say hooray Always surprised when he survives another day