It's a Turd, It's a Pain, It's Jock Boyd!

Hey Gia What Garth Why Why what Why would you break up with me Oh shit here we go Well Garth it's because Hey, hold on, Hi, I'm Molly first off, umm, I've heard you're Gia Mhmm Ok so I mean look at this guy What He is very sensitive underneath the leather daddy exterior So maybe cut him a break and talk to him like a person Heads up So before we go on Let me say something about Jock Boyd All state champion in football, basketball, baseball Futbol with a u, wrestling, you name it And if he so much as gets an original idea The sky will open and the rapture will begin Because he is the dumbest sack of well crafted meat you've ever seen Ok back to it Fucking Christ Yo nice catch bingus Bingus Oh sup ma Excuse you Oh hey boo What is wrong with you Oh, you don't know