tutorial: how to lie

You said you owned a house in thirteen different states and I'm a fool Cause you only said those things about yourself to make you cool And I would have liked you regardless but I can't Cause you're a complicated liar And honestly It couldn't be me Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that (tut, tut) (tut, tut) (tut, tut) Every celebrity that I mention You have a story on how they know you're name And how you brought them fame And I beg for you to be yourself And honestly It couldn't be me Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that And honestly It couldn't really be me Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that (tut, tut) (tut, tut) (tut, tut)