Denial

What the f*ck is the problem anyway? I'm sitting up in bed With my daily dose of dread Knowing that I have to leave for my personal hell But what is this I see? Scrolling through an endless feed People spreading lies of imminent catastrophe Let's all calm down It's just a cold Sure, it's new, but viruses are all but old It's not the end Just another stupid trend Mass control by media through intimidation Why the f*ck should I bother anyway? It's not like my president is taking a stance I'm in denial, they say, well I'll go ahead and take my chance Don't worry about me, I'll be all right here Besides, I always get sick around this time of year Let's all calm down It's just a cold Sure, it's new, but viruses are all but old It's not the end Just another stupid trend Mass control by media through intimidation I can't believe How people treat This thing as if it's world war fucking three Can't live my life Stores full of strife Don't bother buying water lest you're looking for a fight This country's far ahead Nobody's even dead They've contained it, no chance for it to spread Don't waste my time Telling me to stay inside 'Cause you're scared of minor flu symptoms in the night It'll all blow over soon It's just the flu I'll survive, and I promise you will too No media bias It's all a load of BS Welcome to Flukeronavirus