Six Feet Underbrown

I could go order a bidet But that's pretty fucking gay Might as well hire someone to lick my ass Even then, yeah, I think I'd rather pass Yeah, sure, a shower's always nice But I don't wanna touch a mound of beans and rice Look I've got standards for these hands And no amount of brown could change my plans You can't order it online And you sure as hell can't go outside 'Sides, the stores are all sold out and are looted to the ground Yeah, it's chaos out there And I'd rather die in here Even if it means the chocolate turtle's head is poking out We're six feet underbrown No TP to be found I never thought I'd say We're going out with mud cup butt buffets