Frenemies

Wwwait Patrick stop, it's me, Spongebob! Nice try, but Spongebob's my best friend How could you do this! Okay, so this is who it's gonna be! I hope you're happy! I noticed we haven't spoken in a few days What's wrong bro, scared to hop on a beat? Here, I'll teach you a few things First things first, don't f*ck with Jabez Z True or False, brothers are supposed to last forever? It's true, but we're no longer brother's remember? No wonder you're single, you clingy ass bitch It's easy to use my phone now without a call every minute So how does it feel to be alone, when you know that it's your fault? I told you, if you do it again, I'm gone Good luck with twenty one, it's the last happiest day you'll have No one to spend it with, and those shots will kill you fast Happy Birthday, motherfucker, I ain't sorry for using the M word I know loss is hard, but losin' us is harder Tryna battle me, is like tryna stop your father From drinkin' to much, then callin' you and sayin' that you're the problem But if good ol' Preston Strong learned to stop bein' a shepherd Maybe the pain you'd collect could be what makes you better You could create the game, and then sit on the throne You could've just texted, instead of callin' on the phone You could've just waited, and now you're alone We've both been robbed, but the difference is, you're on you own You did this to yourself bro, damn Patrick, what are you doing? If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy! I even picked out this nice jar for you So press on Preston, go live your life Go direct the best films Go find the perfect wife Keep following your dreams Stay true to the scenes Let the script be the reason for you to be all you can be This is why I make these fuckin' rhymes, there all for me! This is my therapy, and you got to go find yours F*ck, I'm Always Strong, what a shit way to start volume three I never thought I'd lose my best friend No one I can call friend Who's that old chap I used to run with, Spongebob At least Patrick's my friend in my memories