London Calling #Hot16Challenge2 (English Verse)

Hi folks! My name is Jacek so It's not Jake Jack Jacque or even Jacket no Wanted to write something really mythical Truth is I'm not a rapper nor a singer with a flow Spent nine weeks up in my home lately Bedrooms make me really need to cling on greatly Last girl I saw didn't even think to date me Finally out couldn't even walk on straightly Now wait a minute while I'm getting ready in the mirror practicing yo Mom's spaghetti Getting heavy, want to visit Serengeti Look out people I think we just found the yetis (Ahhh!) Thursday out to clap for the NHS Fingers crossed, soon they'll get some time to rest We all thought something's happened in our throats and chest Even Boris now lets hope he will invest Simple tests so we don't sit home distressed Feeling blessed for captain Tom's grand quest For now docs and nurses still work obsessed Dream of swapping PPE for shorts and vests Never lockdown since birth, friends become avatars My Lonely Island memoirs, a blaze of thousand cigars (5G) So there's an edge of the earth and 30 seconds to mars We're chasing diamonds and cars like headaches refunds in bars I don't listen to news, I'm not here for abuse My life risen in queues, front row cheers and the views I've got nothing to lose, I'm just here to amuse Enjoying chilling and brews, my whole career is a ruse Now get ready for the space olympics Used to kick bricks, now I throw them hard ballistic Instant hit with, notes that make it sound addictive Handpicked lyrics that make me seem artistic Sophisticated like I graduated, loved and hated, raw and mostly overrated Suffocated, to get a little levitated, not yet made it, so I never compensated Made stylistic gimmicks, but it's more logistic Mix it with another dick joke I fixed it, 6 Inches away from another one you missed it Yeah it is better since you blew and kissed it Hit me up if you need some interviews Meet My Friends needs a couple extra views A show where I put on my presenter shoes The one thing missing was some kangaroos Finally since we can't go visit zoos Lockdown rules I know we got time to lose A YouTube channel that I really had to choose, easy Check out Aussie Man Reviews I'm outtie...