Popeyes Biscuits (feat. Dylan Hardy)

And I said that's no camel, that's my wife Woah woah woah Hayden is that Hayden Nah it's not Why is he laying down, no that's Hayden Aight maybe it is, is he good Uhhh he's messing with us He has to be messing with us No Dylan hold on is Hayden dead Is Hayden dead Oh my god look at his hands He's dead he's literally dead What do we do Okay I been in training for this Don't worry Dylan I been waiting for this Check the scene, PPE, just be patient for this Jack Okay we're clear let's save Hayden before it's too late Hayden buddy are you good are you okay This isn't funny bro tell me are you awake If you're faking Ima punch you in the face Could you stop for a second and just listen to me Jack No Dylan call 911 and come right back We don't have time to slow up bro that's wack We just found Hayden, not breathing, down on his back And if there's a chance he can make it You best believe I'm gonna take it Ima give all that I could Here we go Jack, I don't think we should Hold on wait what you don't think we should save him I think it's a waste of energy What are you saying He's dead Hayden is dead Look at his, look at his hands What about his hands It is a Popeyes biscuit And there is no water within sight If he decided to take on a Popeyes biscuit Alone with no beverage That is not my problem Okay what is your point Dylan Yeah I'm really not sure if we should revive Eating Popeyes with no water means you will die If you really think a biscuit with no water is a good idea Dingus, you're gonna need a lifeline Now we'll never make blow up part 2 All because of this dumb behind fool And I know that Hayden always acts cool But this dummy just proved that revival ain't the move I gotta stop hanging with idiots This guy really dead he look hideous Dylan, please focus, we gotta get into this Jack, listen, you're acting ridiculous You know full well that he shouldn't be saved Eating dry biscuits like there's no today Look, how bout you prove what you say And finish his biscuit in that exact way Okay I'm not saying that I would do it I'm just saying he's not super dumb You heard my second verse You heard what I stand So what do you want me to do Eat the rest of his biscuit Here eat his biscuit Really, really You heard me Fine just gimme the biscuit Tastes like powder don't it Shut up, I'm fine It's just straight flower I said shut up You want butter don't you Yes, I mean no I got water Yeah okay gimme the water Nahhhh Dylan, I hate you K.O. Yeah knew I was right I'm always right I'm always right Yeah, I told you I was right Yeah, yeah, you know I'm always right Yeah, yeah, yeah you know I stay right