Big Jefe

Friday night somewhere in Arizona That tequila dad gum put me in a coma It was one, two, three I don't remember four But I done lost my keys and I gotta make it home I flagged a bus down and I only paid quarter Told em drop my ass anywhere up on corner But I woke up 80 miles by the border In a blazing dust storm haze Saw an old abuelo walking to my right He took a seat by me, I asked him all politely Where a guy like me could stay a couple nights And make a dime or two to hitch another ride He said in this town, you're pushing or you're buying And boy like you might quickly get to dying But I need this kilo gone before tonight If you can sell I'll get you paid I knew hola señorita And I guess I knew my name But I never knew I was dead eye shooter Born to push cocaine Don't call me ol Johnny round these parts honey Cause everything has changed Im the blood spitting, bull riding, boot shining, one eyed pirate Big jefe Tryna get up off this bus and act natural With a brick a snow weighin heavy in my satchel I don't know my espanol enough to babble So I just said "I can get you high" Then a fat mouth with a pistol in his jacket Grabbed me by the neck and pulled me up an alley Said "I like your style boy, I'll provide the saddle If you're looking for a hell of a raise" I knew hola señorita And I guess I knew my name But I never knew I was dead eye shooter Born to push cocaine Don't call me ol Johnny round these parts honey Cause everything has changed Im the blood spitting, bull riding, boot shining, one eyed pirate Big jefe Now im at my beach house south of Tijuana With a blue eyed señorita baby mama And I only ride that saddle when I wanna Cause I did my time and made a million dollars Pour another round! Gracias de nada! Keep the repasado flowing out the bottle Cause I never woulda made it here without her That blazing dust storm day I knew hola señorita And I guess I knew my name But I never knew I was dead eye shooter Born to push cocaine Don't call me ol Johnny round these parts honey Cause everything has changed Im the blood spitting, bull riding, boot shining, Hog tying White lining, bar fighting, Two timing, high flying, Truck driving all night, Running from the bright light Sky diving, One eyed pirate Big jefe