Breaking Up At The Department Store

We're fighting at the store And we bicker down the aisle And when the other shoppers walk by We stop and greet them with a smile However will we split this Let's be amicably smart You can keep the items baby If I can keep the cart What a wicked waste of time What ever was it for Now we're breaking up at the department store I said I hate you by the Starbucks You said you're happy that we're dying You ordered something with an oat milk But there's no use spilling it and crying I thought that they were happy I wonder what went wrong I wonder if they'll sing about each other in their songs Shall we run for the exit Catch the sliding doors We try to hide our crying behind the elevator underscore What a wicked waste of time What ever was it for Now we're breaking up at the department store Now we're breaking up at the department store Well it was nice to know you look after yourself Ahh well maybe it's time to call it off and leave it on the shelf The hum of escalators Cold fluorescent lights I can't believe this is the place we say goodbye What a wicked waste of time Whatever was it for If we were back at home I would be broken on the floor And our music doesn't rhyme And we're sick of keeping score Now we're breaking up at the department store What a wicked waste of time Whatever was it for Now we're breaking up at the department store What a wicked waste of time Whatever was it for Now we've broken up at the department store