GET A JOB!

(Hey, hey, hey) My brain is dead from all the alcohol Fill it with ? Or maybe I should call Suicide hotline Tell 'em about all my problems See if they know how to solve 'em (Hey, hey, hey) Wake up, get drunk Put on the same 'ol jeans That I've worn for two weeks Holdin' both at the knees Get high, lay low Wonderin' why I'm in poverty Why can't I win the lottery? (Hey, hey, hey) You say I need to get a job Well, I hate workin' for a guy named Bob Who can't get laid so he takes it out on me (Hey, hey, hey) Get paid but lose my will to live Please shake me with force 'til I'm 56 Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey) Cut off my hair, I hate the way I look Tattoo my skin, I wrote the goddamn book Of what not to do If you're looking for appointments How to be a disappointment (Hey, hey, hey) You say I need to get a job Well, I hate workin' for a guy named Bob Who can't get laid so he takes it out on me (Hey, hey, hey) Get paid but lose my will to live Please shake me with force 'til I'm 56 Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey)