WHAT A YEAR! (Radio Edit)

Mr. Musk said he wants the bird, placed an offer so absurd He said freedom of speech should have no cost but I guess he had his fingers crossed The blue tick lawyers filed to sue, hashtag they want what they're due His flamethrowers and electric cars, commercial flights from Earth to Mars Oh Johnny lost his finger tip, he was eight pills down it was quite the trip Disney confiscated Jack, while the Warner Bros gave Heard the sack The circus trial was televised, from mean tweets to sheets left compromised OBJECTION! HEARSAY! there's no proof! Miss Vasquez's stock went through the roof Then William went and socked Chris Rock, the room full of stars went dim with shock He sat back down but began to shout "better keep my wife's name out of your mouth!" The cameras caught the clear assault, some say that he was triggered it was not his fault Called his name watched the whole room stand, as they handed him his little golden man Oh, am I losing my mind? Or is does everything just seem a little crazier this time Oh no, the end is near And I get this f***** up feeling we get more numb to it each year Oh dear What a year Shinzo Abe was gunned down while speaking to a liberal crowd The shooter said that the end result was to expose his religious cult Then Boris left his stately home, the wallpaper was solid gold The mutineers they cheered and clapped, they said asta la vista don't come back When Putin crossed that borderline, world war three was advertised The Klitschko's put their gloves back on, the fighting stretched from dusk till dawn While Europe rehomed refugees, Zelensky's army fought for Kiev Bojo said Vlad's gone too far, now I cant afford to fill my car Uvalde, Texas made the news, the blood red right said they refuse To compromise they wont take no blame, for crazy people playing crazy games And just when we thought that Covid's gone, look out here comes Omicron Florida said don't say gay, the supreme court overturned Roe v Wade Oh, am I losing my mind? Or is does everything just seem a little crazier this time Oh no, the end is near And I get this f***** up feeling we get more numb to it each year Oh dear What a year The FBI kicked down Trump's door, top secret files spread on the floor Donald said much to their surprise, he's had all those docs declassified Then W made a Freudian slip, was that a war crime that he just admit Biden said repeat that line, he cant remember the day the year the time Now China's on its knees from drought, Pakistan is all washed out Farmers find their crops all dead, while families float away on their beds The recent stats from MIT, say we're racing towards catastrophe London's burning record heats, if you can see the signs its time to weep Oh, am I losing my mind? Or is does everything just seem a little crazier this time Oh no, the end is near And I get this f***** up feeling we get more numb to it each year Oh dear What a year What a year