The Ballad of Waldo Jeffers

It's been so long since you left here Two months you've been gone oh my dear You haven't opened my letter Seems like a phone call ain't better Marsha Marsha I'm up late tossing and turning My heart's been coiling and burning I've lately started to worry Gotta get out there in quite a hurry Marsha Marsha I'm packing myself up for you Flying's got nothing on flat rate Priority has got little wait Too bad they won't be round for too long So sad USPS will be gone Marsha Marsha Waldo's shipping out to you I've got clear tape and packing peanuts Bubble wrap's got me just safe enough I know my items are fragile Careful don't throw me on the gravel Marsha Marsha Open me up in your room And now she's signed for my package I hope she'll see through my baggage Whose voice do I hear in your room Is he the one I thought you'd take to Marsha Marsha Open me up carefully! Marsha Marsha Careful you're stabbing my heart! Careful I'm falling apart! Careful you're stabbing my heart! Careful I'm falling apart! Careful you're stabbing my heart! Careful I'm falling apart! Careful you're stabbing my heart! Careful I'm falling apart!