Balloons and a Bong

Yo, so this a true story, about my worst weed experience ever, like, I literally felt like I was dead Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong Bong and balloon, now I’m sitting in a room Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom First things first, I’m a joker Never been a big weed smoker At this point I couldn’t roll up Student life got me feeling like a stoner Uh, so let’s the story ready Tuesday night, in the kitchen cooking penne Text from friends, like dude come and kick I’m just cooking food, gimme like 10 minutes Finish up quick cos I’m hungry Just left my girl so I’m lonely Attention’s now what I need So, I hang with my friends and I smoke a bit of weed (Not too much though) Arrive at the residence Got my best smoke top on I’m my element Couple of boys, sitting chilling playing games This’ll be a fun night, smoke my problems away A couple joints in Binding of Isaac, runs for win I’ve took best my spot in the corner of the room So, I can just mong out, watch and text poon Oh, oh there’s a bottle bong, Never done that, so I put off it off Oh, we got balloons too, sick Pass me the cracker we can spaz for a bit Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong Bong and balloon, now I’m sitting in a room Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom Now I’m really high and I ain’t even done a bong hit Had one a balloon, feel like I’m gonna forfeit I don’t care for peer pressure, but I’m feeling ready I think I can try the bottle bong without it being scary So, we’ve got another joint and we’re just passing it around I take one bong hit, see what it’s about I take another one cos I’m feeling kind of brave Fine now a third but now call it day “let’s do a balloon” What the hell is this damn voice in the room “you want a balloon” Okay true, what can go wrong after bongs and a zoot F it, let’s just a double We can watch adventure time within our own bubble Everyone is looking around, like sounds tight All this weed and then nos feel like I might die Nevertheless, the balloons are blown We get cosy, lights off, play episode Now I’m in the zone, my dry lips wrapped around the loon Do I shut eyes or watch the cartoon? Straight away, I regret everything I’ve done I see flashbacks, the future, the air in my lungs Like really, I can see the air I can see gas that isn’t even there Every inhale that I take, I feel like a damn nail’s Digging in my brain, and it won’t go away I’ve lost all concept of time Been here for one minute but it feels like 45 I open my eyes, look around the room Adventure time feels like its playing on a loop Where’s my balloon, flew out of my mouth Try so hard to get up and get out, but Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong Bong and balloon, now I’m sitting in a room Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom One can’t even function, can’t walk to the bathroom Emotional, mentally in pain and I’m confused Where am I, what room is this, who’s house am I in Where’s my bed, where’s my phone, can’t even comprehend I need to use the bathroom there’s something in my stomach Like a parasite, it’s eating me I feel like it will come up Its crawling up my body, now I feel it’s my throat There’s a nail in my brain I feel like I’m gonna choke That’s the parasite shown Now I need a bed, now I need to be alone What a fun night, same again tomorrow Now I'm in bed, tindering try to swipe Pint of cold water there my side When I wake up I gonna feel right Bong and balloons were a pretty weird high but Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong Bong and balloon, now I’m sitting in a room Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom