Dinner for Two

How you doing, what you doing tonight? I’ma take us out to dinner for two You, don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine We can go to any place that you choose How you doing, what you doing tonight? I’ma take us out to dinner for two You, don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine We can go to any place that you choose No, I’m not good with the ladies Mainly cos I’m a bit lazy When I shave look a baby My inbox dry lately Never hook up when in bars If I see a friend that I know and she got a friend that I don’t I’ma just play on this mutual shit and Then hope we can grow See I like my friend, but I’ve known her for years So, the friend zone kinda just happened But her friends quite cute and I’ve seen her around So I try to work some magic I’ma just get the drinks in Catch up with my friend, like I really have missed this When the small talks done, turn to her friend And say do you find this interesting She like, yeah, it’s cool, it’s nice to meet you I’ve seen you around sometimes But all I can think when I look in her eyes The text in morning that goes like this? How you doing, what you doing tonight? I’ma take us out to dinner for two You, don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine We can go to any place that you choose I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind I’m not looking for somebody to screw So, hey girl what you doing tonight? Let me take us out to dinner for two A few drinks in and the talk is sweet But our friend always needs to pee So, when they go to bathroom I assume they talk about me Damn I Need to keep myself entertained So I’ma hop onto tinder and swipe away I could get a drink, but I think I’ll wait Cos this table were sat on’s kinda bait So, they get back, I go get a cocktail pitcher We can share it, but all I think of is taking her dinner HER TO DINNER I’ma just get the number Then head get home, cos I’m tired Word a nice text get it ready to send In the morning when I enquire I’m not thirsty, I’m just flirty I’m just looking for a bae I just sent a text and she text back Saying yeah, it’s a date WOO How you doing, what you doing tonight? I’ma take us out to dinner for two You, don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine We can go to any place that you choose I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind I’m not looking for somebody to screw So, hey girl what you doing tonight? Let me take us out to dinner for two See I’ma take her out to dinner Hope she sees me as a winner I’ma give this pretty thing A perfect night that she’ll remember I’m, hoping I come across right Cos we’re gonna have a good night, and if it all goes well I’ma just drop a new text in the morning with something that goes like this How you doing, what you doing tonight? I’ma take us out to dinner for two You, don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine We can go to any place that you choose I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind I’m not looking for somebody to screw So, hey girl what you doing tonight? Let me take us out to dinner for two