St. Paul's Cathedral

It was a bitter, cold January We wanted some relief So we took up some sanctuary In the House of Faith and Belief The most beautiful church you'll ever know It has a huge dome and steeple All stained glass covered up in gold With a couple thousand people I don't want to seem like a miser I'm not sure how bad this sounds But in order to get inside her The church charged twenty-five pounds Each! My wife wasn't thrilled to pay such a price But the kids were really cold I whispered"Wouldn't it be nice If he could also save your soul!" Was it God's love? A sign from above? For on the Confessional Booth On a Post-it note, one name was wrote"Jan" it said, and that's God's truth The priest was waiting, no hesitating As he opened the door for my wife"It's been awhile" he said with a smile"Come let's talk about your life" So we walked around, on that sacred ground Disciples were everywhere When destiny calls at St. Paul's All sinners best beware! When destiny calls at St. Paul's All sinners best beware! We decided to climb right to the top Must have been a thousand steps We made it up without a stop As close to Heaven as I'm gonna get When all of a sudden, way down below Was an argument of some kind Down we raced, a thousand steps to go And Jan was giving him a piece of her mind Well, she might be five foot one at best But don't ever let that fool ya She poked a finger into his chest"Let me tell YOU about Hallelujah!" Hallelujah"Excuse me Father, I beg your pardon I've been worshiping since birth But I believe She's in my garden And I call her Mother Earth" She said"I believe She's in my garden And I call her Mother Earth!" The Priest was calm, held out his hand And spoke to his congregation"You see she's not wrong, the Lord understands This is not an abomination""If you don't love ALL your fellow man And treat them like family Or care for the weak the best you can That's the real blasphemy""He, or She, is everywhere In the garden or in St. Paul's Love like Jesus, is all He cares A church doesn't need four walls" Love like Jesus, is all He cares The church doesn't need four walls Love like Jesus, is all He cares You don't have to be in St. Paul's.