Text Me, I Love You!

With some candy in my pocket that I bought for your mouth Couldn't find a legal parking spot Forty bucks and a four-week deadline Guess I got in the way Got in the way Can I swing by, outside Can we snap a photo? Find a funny caption and we'll post it online And if you don't like it I'll delete it in the morning I'll set my page to private and watch my battery die When you coming over? Can you come over sooner? Apartment floor is made of needles and pins And I don't got no more beard hair In the sink Can I swing by, outside Can we snap a photo? Find a funny caption and we'll post it online And if you don't like it I'll delete it in the morning I'll set my page to private and watch my battery die Come over, lady Put it on your story Come over, lady Put me in your story Can I swing by, outside Can we snap a photo? Find a funny caption and we'll post it online And if you don't like it I'll delete it in the morning I'll set my page to private and watch my battery die