Ride

When the alien craft is above your house, nobody wants to know When you play all night with the folks out west, wear the striped pants and show You never need that much money, you only need a place to hide But if you're dumb as dirt, then you'll always take me for a ride If Satan appears and God does too, something strange going on Jesus appears as well for you, write em into a song You never need that much money, you only need a place to hide But if you're dumb as dirt, then you'll always take me for a ride Drive the compass and see what it wants, circle around the town Sometimes they are on the hunt, but they never let you down You never need that much money, you only need a place to hide But if you're dumb as dirt, then you'll always take me for a ride