Army Of One

Army of one, hey Dis 1982, nuwer is op die Weskus, Amy in Johan bond en eet rustig breakfast Skielik gil Amy (Daar breek my water) Jan word gebore ses-en-veertig ure later Hy't gekom met 'n baklei dis waar hy gebly het Skop skiet en donder weet dis waar jy hom gekry het Voor in die bathhuis en drink Brandewyn en Coke het al stock cars gery op vier jaar oud Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one You are the chosen one O, fok, he was called up to the army at the ripe age of ten Smooth with the gooste, a hero of men, faught in the Gulf war in Siere Leone Stopped the war in Congo all on his own He invented the Walkman, set up Kanye with Kim, Rambo and Terminator were based on him The man of the hour, referred to as King Best friends with Jacques Kallis, Brad Pitt and Sting He's Tom on Myspace, the Ghost in the shell Surviving on rice cakes, froze over hell See if you're scared of the dark what's your scared fokken punt Dial 1-800 poes klap en Jan sal jou vind Eyes everywhere from the lake to Brakpan And everyone in the know knows that Jan is the man So if you need to be rescued he lives by the dam All you need is blerrie Jan bra, the army of one Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one You are the chosen one Jan brought them the mushka Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka (You can't beat him, you can't beat him, no you can't beat him) Jan brought them the mushka Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka (You can't beat him, no) Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call (Jan brought them the mushka) War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall (Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka) I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one (The army of one) You are the chosen One