Gotta Eat!

Have you heard the poetic verse Men seem to spew when they see their hearse Pulling up to the old funeral home? It's romantic! They use BIG words like "Please!" And "don't!" "No! You won't!" "I have kids?" "I know you'll never eat me! Eat me!" And that's when the screaming starts Brian owned a business- He was nothing but delicious- But I've been to hell and back Just trying to clean him off my dishes. His friend Steven owned a startup- Online banking in a snap! But now he makes such wonderful APP-etizers-Have you tried Attorney's tongue or leg of landlord- PERFECT in a braise If you're feeling rich might I suggest The banker bolognese? If breakfast is the meal you're makin' You should try some thin blue bacon- Earthy tones in catholic bones- Oh! Oh! Oh! Eyeballs, teeth, and tendons-the chewy bits-all Taste so good when you Simmer, stew, and sizzle-the right amount- All of these flavors just make me want to devour And I'll show you how... Gotta eat! We all know we all gotta eat! But if you look down- What's on your plate starts to bore you- Try some flesh I REALLY implore you! Gotta eat! We all know we all gotta eat! But if you look down- What's on your plate starts to bore you- Try some flesh oh, ho! 'Cause everybody's got! To! Eat!