The Golden Arches Of Love

Well I love the way you came to me with shades of mediocrity And I'm supposed be very thankful I love the way you took my hand then slapped my face you mad woman And I'm supposed to be very grateful Well the Golden Arches of love will never hurt me The Golden Arches of love will not desert me They'll comfort me The Golden Arches of love I love the way you knock me down until I'm 6 feet in the ground And I'm supposed to simply roll over? I love the way you stir the pot and trouble bubbles to the top And now I'm looking over my shoulder Well the Golden Arches of love they will protect me The Golden Arches of love they won't reject me They won't forget me The Golden Arches of Love as big as a Big Mac Love and a side of fries Love like a happy meal with that special prize I love the way you're never wrong and put the blame on me so long You'd think I would be needing confession But I'll be getting the last laugh I'll always be the better half My heart is back in my possession Well the Golden Arches of love they will protect me The Golden Arches of love they won't reject me They won't forget me The Golden Arches of love