Dance Like the End is Near

When I'm feeling all woozy I wanna play something bluesy She's such a cutie I wanna make her my groupie Cruising at low speed Better look out for the police Wearing my goatee Looking like I'm really forty Let's go and get groovy Tickets for two for a movie Snuck in a smoothie And a good portion of sushi I'm looking goofy Rocking my sweats and a hoodie People look bougie Taking some notes with my loose leaf Dance like the end is near, and hear all the splendid cheers to motivate you when you need it most, raise your glass so you could toast away I got no more options Better proceed with some caution This happens so often Why can't they give me a bargain I'm tough like a spartan I can look after your garden I beg your pardon Just leave out all the jargon Let's study the markets Money is only our target I won by a margin Knock on the door and don't barge in The curve has been softened What do we all have in common The players are rotten Let's go on and let's get it popping Dance like the end is near, and hear all the splendid cheers to motivate you when you need it most, raise your glass so you could toast away