Arab Tyrant Manual

At midnight now I'm making this speech About this crazy situation and decisions I've reached Cos I'm the man... to take things in hand It's terrorists and feudalists causing all this It's a trial for survival 'gainst separatists And their sympathisers... they want to divide us Have you seen the demonstrations in support of me? These people see through the conspiracies Run by foreign agencies... who started the prison fires Cos I remain defiant They call me a tyrant You know the media's deceiving ya distorting truth Left-wing anarchists excite youth So I'm closing 'em down... and the social networks Listen to the Minister of Information He's got a grasp of the situation And about the Minister of Defence? ... well he over-reacted From days to nights, to wrongs to rights Increase for peace plain-clothed police And prisoners.... we had to release Cos I remain defiant They call me a tyrant It's just a handful of people, plotting against me The majority agree I bring stability I beseech the protesters, put away your knives Think of ordinary people, you're disrupting their lives See hardship and out of control conditions Like the fire in prison that killed opposition And have you forgotten so quickly 'bout the last revolution? How I came through with a coup and cleansing executions I'm sorry if I'm get emotional but it's just so hard Cos I served so long, standing guard... alone I'd no idea how bad things were I'm sorry... OK? I'm making reforms that will blow you away I have the perfect solution... it's going back to constitution Elections are coming so hold your desire I am not running, I'm about to retire And I.... only served out of love Sit down, relax, watch pretty parade Of military might and many weapons I've saved They are ready... are you ready? Cos I remain defiant They call me a tyrant So go on home peacefully, back to bed Take thoughts of revolution out of your head Oh and one thing... before I forget Switch off the internet