Helicopter Parents

Helicopter parents Bred generation Z to be Fearful of most everything Unconsciously Helicopter parents Lack basic bravery Onto unsuspecting offspring they load Their anxieties Helicopter parents The media's to blame In their rush to ratings they pushed Kidnapping claims Helicopter parents Were arrested if they didn't Provide a home environment that was Safety sufficient The breakfast table Bolstered the fable Abduction from strangers An everpresent danger Who's bright idea was it To breed the fear of it Missing kids On milk cartons All of their descendants have Panic in their veins At the slightest provocation they feel Emotional pain These kids are adolescents at University And even Halloween costumes cause them Anxiety They're on anti-depressants Cos the pressure is immense Free speech needs to be constrained for Their self-defence Cos of their suppressants they need Safety at all costs They're asking to be treated in the Way that they grew up The breakfast table Bolstered the fable Abduction from strangers An everpresent danger Who's bright idea - was it To breed the fear - of it With missing kids On milk cartons