Bartender Song (feat. Catherine Cromie)

I'm not the world's best bartender Can't tell between my liquors and mixers But I think you should be here tonight It'd be my pleasure to show you a good time I think what you really need Is some good company I'm not great with whiskey drinks But I could be your shrink Messed up your Jack and Coke But I've got a few good jokes Want your martini dry I might not be your guy But if you need a heart-to-heart This'll be your favorite bar Yeah, yeah, yeah Couldn't make you a dark and stormy (no) I'd pour a beer, but it would be too foamy (oh) But I'd love to listen to your story (yo) I wouldn't mind it if you tipped me poorly So if you don't mind the alcohol You can give me a call Not great with whiskey drinks But I could be your shrink Messed up your Jack and Coke But I've got a few good jokes Want your martini dry I might not be your guy But if you need a heart-to-heart This'll be your favorite bar Yeah, yeah, yeah Can't say I make a mean old fashioned But making good conversation, that's my passion Wouldn't recommend the cosmopolitan But you could rant to me about your boss again Honestly, I've never made a whiskey sour But I'll be a good listener for a couple hours, hey Who really needs an LIT When you can get intoxicated on you and me I understand if you'd rather go Just wanna let you know I'm not great with whiskey drinks But I could be your shrink Messed up your Jack and Coke But I've got a few good jokes Want your martini dry I might not be your guy But if you need a heart-to-heart This'll be your favorite bar Hey, hey, hey I'm not great with whiskey drinks But I could be your shrink (oh, yeah) Messed up your Jack and Coke (whoa) But I've got a few good jokes (hey, hey, hey) Want your martini dry I might not be your guy (whoa, yeah) Said if you need a heart-to-heart This'll be your favorite bar