Hit 'em With a Hymnal (Altar Call)

One time I heard a pastor say If you really want to show some folks the way Sometimes you have to use a little sleight of hand Just to make sure they stick with it and obey Just hit 'em with a hymnal and an altar call Break 'em down and watch every knee fall Have a hundred hungry children at your beck and call If you just hit 'em with a hymnal and an altar call Well it's high and low and high and low And when you're done they won't even know what hit 'em And that's when you get 'em Sell 'em lies disguised as prizes When they're too worn down to see Through some shyster selling timeshares in eternity Just hit 'em with a hymnal and an altar call Break 'em down and watch every knee fall Have a thousand soul-starved servants at your beck and call If you just hit 'em with a hymnal and an altar call