Merry Xmas (to my ex-miss)

Merry Xmas to my ex-miss I ain't thought of you once this year The fact you're gone sure warms my heart like a cup of that Xmas cheer Merry Xmas to my ex-miss And the happiest Happy New Year Ol' Kris Kringle don't owe me a thing if he keeps you from coming 'round here Every Friday 'round this time of year there's a party to go to Drinking cider and drinking beer just to toast the year that's through Decorations in a dusty box Found your elf and stocking too I left them in the attic girl back there where I left you Merry Xmas to my ex-miss I ain't thought of you once this year The fact you're gone sure warms my heart like a cup of that Xmas cheer Merry Xmas to my ex-miss And the happiest Happy New Year Ol' Saint Nick I been a good good boy so keep that woman from here Chestnuts roasting, jingle bells and tales of Xmas long ago Xmas don't bring you to mind 'cept the cold cold wind that blows Hope you're jolly Hope you found someone to hold each time it snows But if Santa brings what we deserve that boy is a lump of coal Merry Xmas to my ex-miss I ain't thought of you all year long And the Xmas tree looks so damn good with your ornaments all gone Merry Xmas to my ex-miss Keep your frankincense and gold The angels I have heard on high said it's best if you just stay gone