Crash My Car

I've been sitting on my phone for too long - I forgot my name What's going on? We stay up late, procrastinate, and seem to scroll the days away Hey, what's going on? Don't need no 9 to 5 job, working my butt off When I could be at home watching Friends Let's rip up our baggy jeans on a white sandy beach Dye our hair, change our names, white our teeth ... Crash my car ‘cos I want to Smash guitars up on the roof Change my name to Tiramisu Crash my car because I want to The doctor says “eat 5 a day, get off your phone, don't show your feels” What's going on? I know I spend too much, don't eat enough, my friends are hooked on vegan stuff Hey, what's going on? Houston - it's gonna be fine; I'm drinking all night With my Crocs on my feet, air frying ... Let's go to Paris for the night Mojitos, start a fight - we're backstage with champagne So let go and Crash my car ‘cos I want to Smash guitars up on the roof Change my name to Tiramisu Crash my car because I want to Hey, who you tryna be? Hey Hey, who you tryna be? Hey crash my car ‘cos I want to Smash guitars up on the roof Change my name to Tiramisu Crash my car because I, ‘cos I want to Hey, who you tryna be? Hey Hey, who you tryna be? ... Hey