Spaghetti

Spaghetti, mmm, so yummy Spaghetti, mmm, in my tummy Spaghetti, you know I wanty You know I'd sacrifice a baby for a piece Yeah, you know I want the spaghetti And you know that I'm ready I ain't no impasta Cause you know I want a lot of spaghetti Spaghetti in my mouth You know I like boobs But I prefer noodles over meows Yeah, dude I'm gonna sacrifice my light savings for spaghetti I like the noodley nudes I wanna eat them with my dudes The pasta is so tiny and thin Like a pilly or a zyn At first they are plasticky And harder than Miami But when you add water They become sexy and floppy Spaghetti, mmm, so yummy Spaghetti, mmm, in my tummy Spaghetti, you know I wanty You know I'd destroy the whole world if I could Oh, I love spaghetti It's up there with my favorite things Oh, I am so ready I'll give it a wedding ring Spaghetti has the sauce No one is its boss Alfredo more like I want-o spaghetti I made a list of what I'll do to spaghetti I'll marry it, I'll bury it I'll carry it, and I'll marry it again I'll beat it up, I'll put it in a cup I'll make it a duck, and I'll feed its corpse to a buck I'll bash its ugly face in I'll smother it, make sure it's not fakin' Then I'll go watch Simpsons and after that I'll get back to really pranking I'll kill it like a toy, I'll send it to the void I'll make it stop to exist with joy I'll call down the terrestrial gods to destroy Spaghetti, mmm, so yummy Spaghetti, mmm, in my tummy Spaghetti, you know I wanty For legal reasons, that last part was a joke Oh, spaghetti in my tummy