Voyage

I am a world-weary traveler Lost on a voyage out at sea Good thing I am a recent bachelor On this my ex and I agree I look at your black and white photograph And I like what I see A good chance that I won't be coming back The mermaids are all that's left for me I'm on a voyage at sea Won't someone come and rescue me? My head is empty and I don't seem to care And the fish tell me I'm too thin Naked and alone is almost too much to bear Looks like it's time I learn to swim