Roman a Cleft

Roman had a cleft palate And found it hard to explain How someone so shy With Apology Tourettes Gave off such sex And smelled like sweat and rain If only Roman were braver So many songs And women he could have Have 'em singing And humming by the end Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm Oh my Roman found no key Even when you Put it in his hand He found no key Even when you Put it in his hand He wrote songs about robots Girls with technicolour hair At night he'd sing At the pet shop Where he worked Pets even loved him While the boss untied her hair Roman could only get braver When he could see All the love that he could have Have 'em singing and Barking by the end Woof woof woof woof yip yip tip yip woof Stay boy Stay that way Roman found the key He found the world of us there Standing room only And found that he Was a super star Roman still couldn't explain But now he could see He still couldn't explain He's happy