I'm The Quueen

My palace needs a vacuum, and my purse and hat don't match I don't own fancy horses, 'cause they make me sneeze and scratch Nobody writes my speeches, and I don't have a chauffeur And I've got to cook my own meals, and my wardrobe's not couture But I'm the lady of the house, and sometimes it's even clean My throne is on the couch, cause honey, I'm the Queen I'm the Queen, I'm in charge of it all I'm the Queen, though my kingdom's pretty small Yeah, others may be richer, but I've got everything I need And that's enough to confer on me the title of the Queen Uh huh Check out that crown mm, hmm I don't have a prince that flies a plane, mine drives a minivan There's no yacht at our port, it's not in our master plan Our little prince and princess they went to the closest public school There's no safe in our basement to hold all my treasured jewels But I'm the lady of the house, sometimes my house is clean My throne is on the couch, cause honey, I'm the Queen I'm the Queen, I'm in charge of it all I'm the Queen, though my kingdoms pretty small Yeah, others may be richer, but I've got everything I need And that's enough to confer on me, the title of the Queen Mm hmm, I'm the Queen Did I tell you that already I made a promise too, to give my love and devotion I was walking through a puddle, not falling in the ocean With greatness thrust upon me, I will rise to the occasion You can't stop me. Why Cause I'm the Queen, yeah, I'm in charge of it all I'm the Queen, and my kingdoms pretty small Yeah others may be richer, but I've got everything I need And that's enough to confer on me, the title of the Queen She's the Queen Uh huh I'm the Queen She's the Queen You can just call me Her Majesty I'm the Queen She's the Queen I'm the Queen And fetch me my wellies please, and I'll have a cup of tea She's the Queen And make it snappy