We Can't Quit (feat. Tom Kroczynski)

For years, he's been chaining smokes, with his beer and tea I nag at him to stop, but he just won't listen to me So, I took him to a hypnotist to help him curb his cravings The session done, still jonesing hard, and he went and bought a carton with our savings With all the pressure we keep piling on, well some folks, they'd just split But I got this itch so I'm still smoking, it's each other we can't quit She wants to drop a size or two, weighs herself most every day So, I offer her some fruit and veg, but she chases me away I took her to a nutritionist who said to eat foods whole But come Friday, she eats all the chips and cries into the bowl With all the pressure we keep piling on, well some folks, they'd just split But my jeans are tight 'cause I love ice cream, it's each other we can't quit I said, "honey, stop swearing, and don't take God's name in vain There's preachers in my family, and we've a standing to maintain" I said, "I'm putting out a swear jar, I have no doubt you'll pay" So, he empties out his pockets, fills it up most every day With all the pressure we keep piling on, well some folks, they'd just split And though I'm broke, I'm still cussing, it's each other we can't quit Well after work, with a beer or two, she says good-bye to her day But after she's had three or four, well, she's gone too far away I say, Babe, slow down, but she just burps and cracks number five I guess she helps to fill up several bags for the Boy Scouts bottle drive With all the pressure we keep piling on, well some folks, they'd just split I'm not a lush, but I'm still drinking, it's each other we can't quit With all the pressure we keep piling on, well some folks, they'd just split My jeans are tight And I'm still smoking It's each other We can't quit