I Don't Know How to Play the Guitar

I'm sweating like a sinner in church The preacher says rise, theres a stain on my shirt I'm nervous i guess, i’m not completely rehearsed I don’t know how to play to the guitar, to play the guitar So many frets, and so many strings You tune it yourself, there’s like a million things One thing i know is how to tickle the keys I don’t know how to play to the guitar, to play the guitar I'm losing my nights, I'm losing my life I'm losing my guys, and all of my time I'm trying to learn how to pick and to slide I don’t know how to play the guitar to play the guitar Every song i play’s in E (I'll capo in G, but I still play in E) Fingerpicking in drop D (I never play B, cus it’s not as easy) I Don't know how to play the guitar to play the guitar I may not know how to pluck the strings But you should see me rock a board of keys They call me the king of the ivories Cus I don’t know to play the guitar to play the guitar