Hotel Breakfast

It's seven am, so why am I awake? It's supposed to be a vacation, so some sleep would be great I wouldn't mind if the food was good, but it's not So now I'm standing in line for a store-bought croissant I'm in the lobby with some businessmen who also aren't awake They're all reading the newspaper and having coffee and frosted flakes Some kind of News channel is on in the background But other than that this room has no sound The breakfast at this Hyatt Place is awful The coffee is so bitter and weak This isn't Disney World and there aren't no Mickey Waffles I should've just stayed asleep I guess this breakfast is fine I just don't have the time to go eat somewhere else Wait, I've changed my mind This food is a crime. I can wait till lunchtime And this hotel gives off really strange vibes The food at this buffet, to be desired, leaves more So, why am I in line for eggs that were cooked the night before? Floppy bacon is good, I guess? I don't know Is this my checkout time? Cause I'd like to go Kids are running down the halls the bed I'm sleeping in is too small They're laughing loud outside my door but it's midnight And I'm trying to go to sleep The breakfast at this Hyatt Place is awful. The coffee is so bitter and weak This isn't Disney World and there aren't no Mickey Waffles I should've just stayed asleep I cheeped out on my hotel should've spent a little money But the thing is I'm so broke that it's not even funny Can't even get a good night's sleep The AC goes to minus a thousand degrees Trying to find peace, but I know that my body is just going to freeze Should've stayed at a place that had more stars Nothing appeals to me less than a Hilton bar The fruit they set out is probably lethal All that's on TV is movies with Vin Diesel Should've stayed at a place that had more stars Nothing appeals to me less than a Hilton bar The fruit they set out is probably lethal All that's on TV is movies with Vin Diesel Should've stayed at a place that had more stars Nothing appeals to me less than a Hilton bar The fruit they set out is probably lethal All that's on TV is movies with Vin Diesel