Sleigh Crash

It's Christmas Eve, December 24th There's a UFO in airspace, it's coming from the north Canadas attacking Why are they still up? We will not hold back Hide the syrup They all turn to one man, they haven't a clue Mr. President, what should we do? Shoot that thing down Shoot it down, shoot it down To the ground, to the ground Shoot it down, shoot it down To the ground, to the ground Shoot it down, shoot it down To the ground, to the ground Shoot it down, shoot it down To the ground, to the ground They pull up to the crash site, what do they see? Nine reindeers, hey wait, these ain't mooses I think you mean meese Oh yeah, I agree If this wasn't Canada, then who could it be? That's when they notice the initials"S-C" On a very nice sleigh, painted red and green In the front is a man with a very big sack Not the one in his pants, I mean the one on his back He has a white beard, a red suit, and a hat Is this what we shot down when we attacked? How could we have killed the one and only Saint Nick? We must hold a funeral for this is tragic So men grab your shovels, we must dig a hole That's when Nolan Jack Tanner said"Oh I'm so full" They lowered him down into his tomb made of dirt And then it happened, the magic got to work A burst of bright light rose up from the grave For a second they panicked, they were so afraid No way, could it be? That he's back? Ho, ho, ho I'm back, I'm back Deliver goods from my sack (say what?) I'm back, (what) I'm back (what?) Deliver goods from my sack (okay) Oh my gosh Santa, is that really you? Ho ho, yes it is, and I feel good as new But I must hurry and get back to my sleigh If I don't go now I will ruin Christmas day Santa Claus left with a smile on his face It was him against the clock, there wasn't any time to waste So he traveled all around, dropping gifts off with cheer He wouldn't let the children end up with tears He dropped off the last gift barely beating sunrise Christmas was saved, presents were on time No one would suspect he got shot down that night And that's just to show how hard he tries What's up guys Thank you for listening to the song Make sure you do your old pal Kris Kringle a solid and leave out some extra cookies this year Santa Claus, we love you Boom