Unicorns (feat. LOGANHECKINGRANDOM)

You ever heard of unicorns You ever hear of pure magic You ever heard of delight in any form whatsoever Well you're about to They're the mysticalist of all the beings It's a frickin' horse with a horn of all things They poop gumdrops and their pee is Gatorade If they were real world hunger wouldn't be yay Unicorns are fire, good thing they're not flammable If you hate unicorns then we are incompatible Scotland knows what's up, they made it their national animal They always have one horn, if it's two then that's a bull Unicorns are so cool it's basically their job Throw an apple on their horn now that's a shishkabob Never get them mad it's not something you can afford Cause if aggravated their horn can be used as a sword A unicorn fart can heal every disease If you're a unicorn then fart on me please Unicorns, I love you, I love you Take it to the bank cause that's a guarantee Unicorns uni-unicorns Great big horses with giant horns They use their magic to make rainbows So we can all see from below Unicorns uni-unicorns Great big horses with giant horns They sparkle and shimmer and glimmer They're how the world sources all of its glitter Unicorns, uni-unicorns, They're so fly with their magic horns They reach the sky painting rainbows Shining so bright spreading glitter day and night Unicorns unicorns They're a delight bringing magic and wonder out of sight Unicorns have the delight of a feline If I said I didn't like them I'ma be lyin' Unicorns make the sound of neigh neigh neigh neigh I love unicorns a whole lot If I had it as a pet I would take it for a walk Unicorns unicorn when they walk I'ma have to talk to the flock I love unicorns, hair so silky white as chalk That's even why I got them on my sock Guess what I'ma dream about at night A little hint, look at the title of this song alright Unicorns uni-unicorns Great big horses with giant horns They use their magic to make rainbows So we can all see from below Unicorns uni-unicorns Great big horses with giant horns They sparkle and shimmer and glimmer They're how the world sources all of its glitter