TEXAS

Bottom of the rock bottom Needled 24/7 Bodom East side girls throat 'em Double d's in Texas hold 'em Holding on 22 years after prom After your dad divorced your mom Quit smoking now I'm chewing gum Until I break Broke a Benjamin Household haunted like a theremin White wine all in my spouse again Fall asleep at the wheel again Again again Make the clock work When I clock in dive in head first When I clock out my dick don't work When the sun comes up I wake up first Found the silver line In some sunshine Secrets that we find Between the tan lines The red tape Lemons to lemonade Its what you make How you break What's at stake Won't even take a piece of your own cake Come on Jake Daddy hit the kids scold 'em Mama treat em like they chosen Gotta check the stick load em Wait till he's asleep and smoke 'em Hit me in the face With a full vase All wet covered in scrapes (crepes?) Can you believe we just got engaged? Now I'm engaged in some road rage Out of the way Don't pull me over Got nothing to say Just wanna get away fast as I can If they lock me up maybe you'll give a damn