Slurp It

Damn this diet coke is hitting the spot Can I get another one Scott Ou ah If only I hit the jackpot So I could slurp it like a lab rat With no worries other than to get caught Yeah yeah But I look like a showgirl Who can do a twirl And do gymnastics with Bette Midler No bitch I'm not in the NHL Why is your face red like a twizzler Obviously you're fucking nervous La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee All I have to say is Drinking these liquids is getting to my intellect I wish I had control over myself But I don't So stuff me in a shelf And give me diet sprite Mm, last time I had this was at night I'd compare it to a cockfight Ou ah, that's right Yeah I said it that's right Okay give me one more soda This time let's make it mellow yellow Not the color the soda silly sir Damn, it tastes like piss but I like that sometimes I need to have a bedtime Because I'd be up for a lifetime if mellow yellow had time Why does it feel like we have connection Like this is some spiritual type shit Ah, I think I feel love My heart is a drum This is it This is what life is about Sometimes it's so hard to be happy If only I had a sewer full of soda Then I could be my own soda machine La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Slurp it like a slurpee Okay let me slurp it like a slurpee One more time let me slurp it like a slurpee Oh my gosh it's almost gone