Nicest Guy

Nice guys finish last I'll be in the back, bitch Never did I want the ball, you can have it back kid F*ck sports, fake smiles, no goals, all season, I'm fine Freezie pops, half time, I know, your mom's supplying I'm the nicest guy Better step back or I'm gonna fight you guy I gotcha grandma talkin' like my, my, my If it was back in my day we'd go on all night So keep that in mind when you See me help her with the groceries I got ulterior motives I been watching oldjes So know that I'm cocked and I'm loaded There will be explosions Promise I'll be polite Nice guy so I'm thinking I'll roll the dice No fighting, I'd rather go love tonight How 'bout a hug tonight Oh what a lovely night! But your boy wanna fight me tho Yeah well, that boy had troubled life Face facts, he ain't gonna fight me If I drop my drawers and yell I'm gonna love you right! I'm gonna love you right Yeah I'm gonna love you right You know that I love you right And I'm hoping to spend the night Now you lookin' at me screwed up You were thinking we were gonna fight But I can tell you had a bad day And I'm nice... Me and my new friend sitting in a tree Smokin' on the stickiest that you have ever seen First comes love never rush into marriage Have less children 'cause our planet's on fire I'm the nicest guy Step back I ain't tryin' to fight you guy Rather have a long chat, tell me 'bout your life We can share life lessons and I might cry Or would that be too real for you? Gotta give credit where credit is due Man I feel for you I see real you Seeking approval that none of Your friends wanna give to you F*ck 'em I think I believe in you Let's blow this spot and then We should get matching tattoos Like a heart that is split into two Your initials in mine and then Mine can be inside of you Wait, No! You misheard me that's not what I'm into Man you got no reason to worry It's strictly platonic I've not met your parents We're not in a hurry So you should not really be concerned You should just do it This world just ain't like it used to be You ain't a friend to me I offered friendship with all the amenities Hell or high water and now you dead to me This is how men can be Afraid of some contact Like I'm defense and I'm guarding hard And you got the balls so I'm guardin' harder Don't get me started People always expecting the worst of me Like I'm maliciously holding this door for your family I 'aint just plannin' to slam it As soon your grandma leaves Said I got what your grandma needs Let me give you my gameplan I'm gonna run around town doin' thangs man Real bad, forty percent tip make 'em real mad I'm the nicest guy Ten percent chance that I'm into guys I like long walks don't talk please be silent Like maintenance this caulk needs to dry, man And that was not sexual I'm talking 'bout building relationships Working on patience, developing empathy I feel the real you This an inception and now I'm inside of you Now I'm inside of you Now I'm inside of your mind And now that I'm inside your mind I'll offer you mine The moments split up into time I'm feeling 'em flying Like Cirque du Soleil I been tryin' Been jumpin' in rings lit on fire To penetrate minds So make sure you never forget You're messing with the nicest guy