Good Luck Scholarship

It's a bad joke It's a bad joke It's a bad joke It's a bad joke It's a bad joke You got no degree to show for it For so many years Course load after course load You spent so much time arguing (Arguing arguing arguing) Arguing just to argue It didn't mean half as much To them as to you You want a higher education Get some hands on training Every book you read Just leaves you wanting Now it seems too late Just running on autopilot If you could pull a Uey And correct it It's good luck A bad joke scholarship A full ride to nowhere Aboard a sinking ship Endless oceans You never learned to swim Shallow waters Always made for easy wins You toiled and tried But maybe not hard enough It left you empty It left you rough It's good luck A bad joke scholarship Just a paper With a fancy script It's good luck A bad joke scholarship A full ride to nowhere Aboard a sinking ship