You Love Him, But... Pt. I

I love you, but you're a prick You love me, but I'm a dick Everyone can be a shit A little shit, sometimes You love him, but he's a prick She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch Everyone can be a dick Oh, be a prick, sometimes Would you talk shit about me To all your friends, when I'm not around I just get paranoid 'Cause I know I bad-mouth you And say that I could never love that girl But that's all just a ploy 'Cause I love you, but you're a bitch You love me, but I'm a prick We are all just little shits Just little shits, sometimes You love him, but he's a prick She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch Everyone can be a dick Oh, be a prick, sometimes If you're not into Poly-amorous relationships, oh well You'll have to say goodbye 'Cause I believe we can't be tied To just one asshole at a time Have as many as you like I love you, but you're a prick You love me, but I'm a dick Everyone can be a shit A little shit, sometimes You love him, but he's a prick She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch Everyone can be a dick Oh, be a prick, sometimes