I'm Your Best Man

I was born a baby boy And I'll die a beached whale Washed up ashore When my ship has sailed Vultures eating me alive As I take my last breath Yea, I was born into this life Just like I was born into this death See, I haven't loved and lost Cause I haven't loved at all I tried and tried again But it's a never ending hall And I'm closing every door As I scoff at the place And when they open back up I just slam it in their face See, I was married, too Married to myself But eventually I started To hate myself Yea, myself I never loved I tried but never did So when push came to shove I told me to shove it But I'm sorry I digress I made it all about me How bout the bride and her dress Oh, Lord, what a sight to see He's so old, you're so new Sometimes you think his love is borrowed And it makes you blue But they say it's good luck So good luck with round two You two will have fun till you won't And you'll always know That I'm your best man I'm your best man