The Sweetest Fall

Jacob and Love, ready to climb A wall made of marshmallows, sweet and sublime"Chalk up, clip in, let's crush this thing!" But Jacob was eyeing a marshmallow swing The jugs were soft, the crimps were sweet Every hold looked good enough to eat"Focus on the beta!" Love said But Jacob was chomping"Bro, this one's bread!""You can't send the wall if you snack your way through!""But Jacob, these holds are marshmallow goo!" Each bite they took, the holds would shrink And soon the whole route was on the brink! Climbing up a marshmallow wall The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!" They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!" But the ground below, what a surprise A marshmallow pillow to break their cries"Jacob, this wall's a tasty trap Every hold's a snack, and I need a nap!" The slopers were sticky, the crimps all gone"Downclimb?" said Love"What are we on?" Jacob yelled"Heel hook! Try a Gaston!" But Love just laughed"The best holds are gone!" Their grip gave out, they started to slide And marshmallow chunks went flying wide!"Don't whip, don't whip!" Jacob screamed But the marshmallow wall wasn't what it seemed It crumbled apart, a sugary quake"Brace yourself, dude! This isn't a fake!" Climbing up a marshmallow wall The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!" They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!" But the ground below, what a surprise A marshmallow pillow to break their cries They landed in fluff, soft as a cloud"Jacob, we're alive!" Love yelled out loud The marshmallow meadow was sticky and sweet"Best fall ever!" Jacob laughed in defeat"You ate the crimps, and we lost the send!""But dude, this wall is our sweetest friend!" They built a marshmallow castle for kicks Then demolished it all in a sugar fix Climbing up a marshmallow wall The sweetest ascent turned into a fall"Jacob, we're stuck! The holds are gone!" They screamed as they fell"We're done, we're done!" But the ground below, what a surprise A marshmallow pillow to break their cries Now Jacob and Love are famous for sure Climbers who tackled a wall made of s'more They tell their tale at every gym Of marshmallow walls and a sugary whim Oh-oh-oh, the sweetest fall It wasn't the send, but they loved it all!